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March 21, 2019

COME ON, YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO

Everybody's doing it: Google Florida Man and your birthday

(Thanks to Howard Cohen)

GUYS IN ACTION

Man accidentally shoots himself after throwing gun at cockroach to kill it

(Thanks to John Lobert)

AS IS HIS CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT

A Florida man has been arrested after he allegedly shoved a woman when she wouldn't let him in the house to eat egg rolls.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

THEY WILL NOT STOP UNTIL HUMANITY HAS BEEN ELIMINATED

Squirrel attacks man at his Sarasota County home

(Thanks to pharmaross, Fabian Marson and Emily, Leslie and w)

WE'LL JUST GRAB A SODA FROM THE MACHINE, THANKS

1 in 5 office mugs contain faecal matter - and it's probably not your own

(Thanks to John Lobert and pharmaross)

THERE'S PROBABLY A PERFECTLY INNOCENT EXPLANATION

Alleged burglar found stuck in dentist office's ceiling on Long Island

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO BUST A MOVE

CHP chase ends in suspect breakdancing

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Another excuse for us to post this scene from Reno 911.

BUT THEY WERE CONSENTING LLAMA PUPPETS

Fall Out Boy Sued for Over-Using Llama Puppets

(Thanks to Kevin Smith)

THE NEWS FROM ABROAD

Marks and Spencer shoppers were shocked to see this season's Easter bunnies striking a rather 'suggestive' pose.

(Thanks to Roberto, who says "far worse than Brexit.")

THAT WILL DEFINITELY DO IT

‘Flat Earthers’ planning bizarre Antarctica trip to prove conspiracy theory

(Thanks to John Gregg)

CALIFORNIA TAX DOLLARS AT WORK

State Employees Confused By New ‘Riot’ Button In Elevators At Sacramento Building

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

IS THERE ANYTHING IN AUSTRALIA *BESIDES* SNAKES?

Tasty tangle as spotted black snake makes a meal of red-bellied black snake

(Thanks to Rick Day)

Update: OK, there's this.

(Thanks to Le Petomane and Dave Roe)

'IT WAS A GIFT SENT FROM THE HEAVENS'

'Magic fridge' full of cold beer found in flooded Nebraska field

(Thanks to Catherine DeLorey, Ann and pharmaross)

THE DOWNSIDE: YOU HAVE TO POUR KETCHUP ON YOUR HEAD

Study reveals chemical in McDonald's fries may be cure for baldness

(Thanks to Ralph)

FLORIDA LEADERSHIP UPDATE

Want to be mayor of Port Richey? Show up Tuesday. No felonies, please.

(Thanks to The Perts)

 
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