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March 20, 2019

WE'RE ON OUR WAY

Burst pipe at a brewery floods street with beer

(Thanks to DaninDallas, who says "We're gonna need more pretzels.")

'TO GET SOME FACTS STRAIGHT NOTE THAT THIS PROCEDURE DOESN'T MAKE YOU DEAF'

Body modification enthusiast has half of his EARS removed for bizarre look

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

DUDE, WHERE DO WE APPLY?

Colorado marijuana and driving study: Volunteers get paid to get high

(Thanks to Jeffrey Brown)

AND IN SPORTS

Auburn Tigers dubbed winners of 'sex tournament' by Alabama TV station in on-air blunder

(Thanks to pharmaross)

AUSTRALIA IS UNIMPRESSED

A Texas homeowner saw a 'few' rattlesnakes and called for help. The removal company found 45 of them

(Thanks to pharmaross, Rod Nunley and Kevin Smith)

A FLORIDA LEARNER'S PERMIT IS ON THE WAY

13-year-old driver clocked at 100 mph in police chase in northern Idaho

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

RYANAIR: CHUCK E. CHEESE'S OF THE SKY

Ryanair passenger ‘has nose bitten off’ when brawl kicks off on flight to Tenerife

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

HE LOOKS FINE TO US

West Topsham man charged with drugged driving

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

MOO

Cow runs away from Indiana police, blocks traffic and goes to Chick-Fil-A

(Thanks to Jay Brandes, pharmaross and Stan Ruth, who says "Advertising works.")

OINK

Feds seize 1 million lbs. of pork smuggled from China to N.J. port amid African swine fever outbreak

(Thanks to Woozy Barnes and Rod Nunkey, who asks "Why smuggle in foreign pork when we have Congress?")

 
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