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March 18, 2019

SHE WAS EMBARRASSED, BUT NOT TOO EMBARRASSED TO PUT IT ON FACEBOOK

Alyssa Stringfellow, 25, sent a car insurer photos of herself instead of her car.

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

WE MIGHT AS WELL JUST SHRED THE CONSTITUTION

Hillsborough calls Flintstone House a ‘public nuisance’

(Thanks to Vernon Bowen)

SEND THIS TURKEY TO WASHINGTON

A turkey appeared to play the role of a crossing guard so other turkeys could cross the road amid traffic.

(Thanks to Ralph)

WE CONSIDERED MAKING A HUGH HEFNER JOKE HERE, BUT WE HAVE TOO MUCH CLASS

World’s Oldest Semen, Frozen for 50 Years, Successfully Used to Impregnate Sheep

(Thanks to The Fourth George)

YOU CAN'T BE TOO CAREFUL

German police say a drunken man with a fire extinguisher smashed his way into the driver’s cab of a high-speed train running from Frankfurt to Paris and demanded that the driver slow down.

(Thanks to EricY)

BECAUSE THEY'RE AUSTRALIANS

Australians rescued a giant spider. The rest of the world wonders why.

(Thanks to Suzie Q Wacvet)

A HERO FOR OUR TIMES

Boy gets taught important lesson for not taking feet off train seat by total stranger

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

SEXY!

“Took some lad home with me and he undone my bra and loads of chicken nuggets just came falling out,” she wrote.

(Thanks to Hayseed Tom)

YIKESSSSSS

En route to Australia, we assume...

(Thanks to John Lobert)

 
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