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March 16, 2019

A REAL CHALLENGE FOR PICKPOCKETS

A Guy Is Traveling On The Subway With A Giant Structural Steel Beam

(Thanks to Ralph)

YOUR MILEAGE MAY VARY

Somebody in China won a ten-year supply for toilet paper.

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

AN URGENT PLEA

Kern County Animal Services in need of Miracle Nipples

(Thanks to pharmaross)

CANADA: A NATION ON THE BRINK OF ANARCHY

Guess Who frontman Burton Cummings tells Moose Jaw dance studio to turn down the music

(Thanks to The Perts)

WHY YOU DON'T WANT YOUR PHONE TO BE TOO THIN

Hit by an arrow, mobile phone dies saving Australian man

(Thanks to pharmaross)

YOU KNOW THE SQUIRRELS SET THIS WHOLE THING UP

Firefighters pull off bizarre rescue operation - with the help of some lettuce - after family's German Shepherd gets stuck down a tunnel BEHIND their 80lb tortoise

(Thanks to Roberto)

The Struggle Is Real, People:

Chattanooga firefighters rescue dog trapped in wall after failed squirrel chase

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Squirrels ‘declare war,’ maple syrup producers say

(Thanks to many people)

GUYS IN ACTION

Guy Breaks Sliding Glass Door Flying Drone Into It At High Speed

(Thanks to John Lobert)

'UNIMOONS?'

But during their 2016 trip, the Dublin-based couple didn’t share the same bed, they didn’t eat a meal together nor did they officially consummate their marriage during their honeymoon. That’s because Ms. O’Brien, 37, a stylist and writer, and Mr. Maclaine, 40, a golf and corporate photographer, took separate honeymoons, otherwise known as solomoons or unimoons. After their wedding, Ms. O’Brien celebrated in Canada, while Mr. Maclaine and his friends flew to France.

(Thanks to Ross C)

IN THAT CASE, SIR, YOU AND YOUR 'FRIEND' ARE FREE TO GO

Nashville man accused of crashing into pole blames nonexistent 'friend'

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

THIS IS NOWHERE NEAR THE SCARIEST THING ON OUR HIGHWAYS

Giant shark sculpture spotted on Florida highway

(Thanks to pharmaross)

THE NEWS FROM ENGLAND

A goat was found 25 miles away from home trying to catch a tram to Manchester.

This has been The News From England.

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "Probably just upset because he lost the mayoral race.")

 
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