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March 15, 2019

WE'RE NOT SURE THE DOG WOULD FIND THIS PREFERABLE TO BEING EATEN BY COYOTES

The CoyoteVest.

(Thanks to Rebecca Bleser)

SHE HAS 'THOUSANDS OF FOLLOWERS'

Woman films herself reviewing bars of soap online by tasting and eating them

(Thanks to pharmaross)

FLORIDA PARAMEDIC OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Billings told the police “he punched Dolan with a closed fist ‘a couple times’ to subdue him. Billings advised he was aiming for Dolan’s chest but may have actually struck him in the face.”

(Thanks to pharmaross)

DEPARTMENT OF RESEARCHERS WITH WAY TOO MUCH SPARE TIME

Exposing cheese to round-the-clock music could give it more flavor and hip hop might be better than Mozart, Swiss researchers said on Thursday.

(Thanks to pharmaross, who says "Exposure to Barry Manilow music results in rancid cheese.")

IS THERE A PROBLEM, OFFICER?

A New Hampshire man is facing an impaired driving charge after police say he fled the scene of an early morning crash in Concord and was later found driving down the street with no front bumper and only two wheels.

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

TWO POSSIBLY RELATED STORIES FROM CANADA

N.B. government agency offers lessons on how to roll a joint

Vulcan amends the town budget ... to buy Star Trek uniforms for councillors at $620 apiece

(Thanks to Greg Snow)

CLEVER, DUDE

Artist carves out plan for big wooden bong for the town of Woodenbong

(Thanks to Ralph)

SUNSHINE STATE WILDLIFE REPORT

Giant lizard found in Florida toilet bowl

(Thanks to pharmaross)

IT'S ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK

A worrying new survey has revealed that around half of Brits don’t know where the vagina is

(Thanks to Greg Snow)

SEND LINCOLN TO WASHINGTON

Lincoln the goat sworn in as Vermont town's new mayor, immediately defecates

(Thanks to many people)

NOBEL PRIZE ALERT

Wearable penis camera lets you record your achievements

(Thanks to Charles Cates and pharmaross)

SOUNDS TO US LIKE AN ACT OF WAR

4 Canadian wolves air-dropped in US national park to deal with moose

(Thanks to A Wheeler)

 
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