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March 13, 2019

MEANWHILE IN THE ONGOING FLATHEAD COUNTY CRIME WAVE

4:34 p.m. A man at Whitefish Mountain Resort was upset that security had kicked him off the property because he was trying to build and reside in an igloo.

(Thanks to Fabian Marson)

DATELINE: FUCHSTAL

A Bavarian town that accidentally ordered a 12-year supply of toilet paper is officially wiped out.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

GIVING NEW MEANING TO 'KFC'

Killer French farm chickens gang-up to kill fox that sneaked into henhouse

(Thanks to pharmaross, Nancy Gill, MOTW, Greg Snow and Howard from Broward)

AND IN SPORTS

ANCHORAGE, Alaska — Musher Nicolas Petit lost a huge lead in the Iditarod Trail Sled Dog Race on Monday when his dog team refused to keep going after he yelled at one of the animals.

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

‘SERIAL RODENT THIEF’

A pet store in Cape Coral used surveillance cameras help arrest a regular customer who has been stealing feeder mice.

(Thanks to Ralph)

DEPARTMENT OF THINGS YOU WILL NEVER SEE A WOMAN DO

This.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

‘HE CLAIMED DELIVERY CUSTOMERS FOUND IT AMUSING’

A courier who delivered parcels wearing trousers with a hole cut from the crotch has been convicted of ten counts of indent exposure.

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says “We might as well tear up the British Constitution [if they have one].”)

SEE IF YOU CAN GUESS THE STATE

Man brings AK-47 to school campus after receiving call from his crying son

(Thanks to pharmaross)

RELAX, IT HAS A VALID FLORIDA COMMERCIAL LICENSE

Camel dances in back of bus on Florida interstate

(Thanks to pharmaross)

NEW YORK, NEW YORK!

How Did This Live Rat End Up Inside A MetroCard Machine?

(Thanks to Jay Brandes and pharmaross)

FLORIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Florida woman threatened hair salon employees with a machete, then pooped in a patrol car

(Thanks to pharmaross)

DON’T THESE IDIOTS WATCH MOVIES?

Research team ‘wakes up’ mammoth cell nuclei

(Thanks to Hayseed Tom and DaninDallas)

CANADA: LAND OF THE EASILY AMUSED

A Lone Potato Was Spotted On The TTC And Toronto Commuters Are Very Amused By It

(Thanks to The Perts)

SOUNDS REASONABLE, FOR NEW YORK

New York man with 600-square-foot apartment gets $38M Con Edison bill

(Thanks to pharmaross)

DUDE

Nearly a pound of marijuana found in Florida man's pants

(Thanks to pharmaross)

‘MEAT THE VICTIMS’

Sylvia Hook, one of the farmers, told Lincolnshire Live the activists who stormed the farm had tried to cuddle the piglets -- but instead stressed them out, leading to their deaths.

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

IT WORKS FOR US

UK B&B 'where cult teaches burping therapy to get rid of evil spirits'’

(Thanks to John Lobert)

A FLORIDA SUBMARINE LICENSE IS ON THE WAY

The Kootenai County Sheriff's office says John W. Hamilton was spotted driving his car onto the ice near Honeysuckle Beach Sunday night. When deputies arrived, they saw the tail lights of the vehicle slip below the surface and a man in wet clothing walking toward the shore.

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

 
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