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March 09, 2019

THEY KAYAK UPSTREAM

US regulators clear path for genetically modified salmon

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

AT LEAST HE WASN’T TEXTING

Tesla driver caught sleeping at 75 mph on highway

(Thanks to pharmaross, who notes he is likely headed to Florida)

CANADA: AUSTRALIA OF THE NORTH

Moose caught on camera on carport roof

(Thanks to pharmaross)

THERE IS NOTHING LOWER

Attempted toilet thief sought in Cape Coral

(Thanks to pharmaross)

SHE AND THE DEMONS WERE ALL RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING VALID FLORIDA DRIVERS’ LICENSES

Florida woman says 'demons' made her steal rental car

(Thanks to pharmaross)

TOTALLY JUSTIFIED

Florida woman, 47, 'shot her boyfriend in the armpit for SNORING too loudly at the mobile home they share'

(Thanks to Greg Mullen, A. Wheeler and pharmaross)

PREDICTION: THERE WILL BE A FIGHT

'Florida Man Night,' where one law will be broken per inning, is actually coming to a minor league ballpark

(Thanks to Ralph)

 
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