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March 07, 2019

HAR

Hipster whines at tech mag for using his pic to imply hipsters look the same, discovers pic was of an entirely different hipster

(Thanks to Kim Michel and Jeff Meyerson)

'I DON'T HAVE A PARTNER'

Police rescue woman tied to her steering wheel in Tenerife car park  after 'Fifty Shades' stunt goes wrong

(Thanks to pharmaross)

PARTY TIME

Fornication will no longer be illegal in Utah

(Thanks to pharmaross)

OTHER THAN THAT, THE WEDDING WENT OFF WITHOUT A HITCH

A South Florida man spent what was supposed to be his wedding night in jail after breaking the nose of another man who refused to move out of the way of the beachfront wedding pictures, police said.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

WE SAW THE OVERLY URBAN TURKEYS OPEN FOR STRAWBERRY ALARM CLOCK

South Dakota won’t take Moorhead turkeys after all. They’re ‘too urban’

(Thanks to Ralph)

THE NEWS FROM ABROAD

Nyawaya Dam in Masiyandumbi Village under Chief Chireya has become a haven of mermaids and crocodiles that have been devouring livestock willy-nilly.

This has been The News From Abroad.

(Thanks to Ralph)

SO HOW'S COLLEGE GOING?

Firefighters use an electric saw to remove an iron ring from a student's penis after it got stuck on his privates for eight hours

(Thanks to John Gregg)

O THE HUMANITY

One of the beer wells at Barton 1792 Distillery has broken or spilled up to 60,000 gallons of fermented mash.

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

WELL THIS IS AWKWARD

UTICA, N.Y. -- The STOP DWI coordinator for Oneida County has been fired following a DWI-Drugs arrest in the city of Utica.

(Thanks to Ann)

AUSTRALIAAAAAAAA

Giant spider filmed sneaking into car in Australia

(Thanks to Le Petomane and Greg Snow, who says "It was trying to drive to Florida.")

FLATHEAD COUNTY: WHERE THE ACTION NEVER STOPS

4:12 p.m. A dog was running around in a circle.

(Thanks to Fabian Marson)

IT BETTER INCLUDE A RECORDING OF 'LOUIE LOUIE'

The Arch Mission Foundation (AMF) created the Lunar Library, a 30-million-page long compendium of humanity’s greatest cultural offerings, encoded it on a specially designed disc meant to last a billion years, and sent it to the moon to keep it safe.

(Thanks to Steve K)

THOUGHTFUL

Family throws $500 in $20 bills out onto California freeway to remember loved one

Oh, OK then: It's an "Oakland thing," a relative told KTVU.

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

ATTENTION, KLEENEX-BOX DESIGN TEAM:

Ahem.

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

 
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