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March 04, 2019

'ONLY IN [EXPLETIVE] MIAMI'

Bicycling backwards on I-95 while nearly naked? Yup.

(Thanks to Dick Lobo)

FLORIDA'S FOOD COURTS ARE MORE DANGEROUS THAN YOUR STATE'S FOOD COURTS

A Florida man stabbed a co-worker with a machete Saturday evening in a mall food court, police say.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

CSI: LAWRENCE, KANSAS

There was only room for one car at a time. And so the two cars sat, facing each other, and each one refused to budge. By the time the police arrived, the standoff had been going on for at least 20 minutes.

(Thanks to Mark Schlesinger)

APOCALYPSE UPDATE

The #CheeseChallenge is the new craze and oddly it involves adults and older children throwing slices of cheese at babies' faces.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

These gym clothes are literally made out of human sweat

(Thanks to sysilvola)

UNFORTUNATELY, OUR STRICT POLICY AGAINST MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE'S NAMES PROHIBITS US

...from linking to this item.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

SOUNDS LIKE A SHREWD INVESTMENT TO US

Brooklyn Nets point guard Spencer Dinwiddie said his retirement goal is building a fully functional Iron Man suit, a project he estimates could cost $100 million.

(Thanks to Steve K)

 
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