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March 02, 2019

YO, LADIES!

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(Caption Contest.)

‘WHY MANY TOURISTS ARE TERRIFIED OF AUSTRALIAN WILDLIFE’

Redback eats baby brown snake for dinner

(Thanks to Rick Day)

MEN:

Do NOT click here.

(“Thanks” to pharmaross)

GRANDMOTHERS IN THE NEWS

Wild python slithers into bedroom and bites grandmother, 75, as she sleeps

Texas grandmother rescued after posing on 'iceberg throne’ that drifted out to sea during Iceland vacation

(Thanks to Al Barkafski, pharmaross and Rod Nunley)

WHAT’S THAT SMELL?

Firefighters in Camp Hill put out a trash fire in a parking lot Wednesday afternoon after the contents of a garbage truck caught fire. Among the debris was a full-size dead cow.

(Thanks to Ralph)

WE ARE FINE WITH THIS

Fashion house sells extremely short miniskirt for $260

(Thanks to MOTW)

WE’RE CONFIDENT THE SAME THING WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IN MIAMI

Closed Kingston grocery store left unlocked; shoppers paid for items taken

(Thanks to Jay Brandes, who says “possibly the most Canadian story ever.”)

BOLO

Man accused of stealing 612 pairs of women's underwear escapes custody

(Thanks to Stan Ruth)

THE PRICE OF BEING SKINNY

Women say they are suffering with smelly 'KETO CROTCH' as a result of following the low-carb regimen loved by stars like Gwyneth Paltrow and Jenna Jameson

(Thanks to Rick Day and Jeff Meyerson, who says he saw them open for the Butthole Surfers at Coachella)

 
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