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February 26, 2019

‘WITHOUT HER CONSENT’

Florida man arrested for throwing cookie at girlfriend

(Thanks to pharmaross, Le Petomane and Ralph)

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I guess he snapped at her

Those things have no business being in civilian hands. I have a feeling he's no stranger to the criminal justice system either.

Wait--what kind of cookie? Shoddy reporting.

He's clearly got bats in his belfry.

Tossing your cookies is not a good way to impress the ladies.

Cookies area gateway treats, you know.

I believe it's high time for a 5 day "cooling off" period for all cookie purchases.

Monster.

Ms Flukey,

They need cookie sniffing pups at all ports of entry.

Cookie who ?

Let the chocolate chips fall where they may.

He'll be sleeping in the oven awaiting sentencing.

To be fair, he yelled "Chips Ahoy!" before tossing his cookie

Smith allegedly confessed to police that he had thrown the cookie at his girlfriend “without her consent.”

Wow — so it's possible to give your consent to having cookies thrown at you?

Asking for a friend...

I'm sure Steven Segal has used a cookie as a weapon. Surely Jackie Chan has.

Stop calling me Shirley.

Does this mean he's available?

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