‘WITHOUT HER CONSENT’
Florida man arrested for throwing cookie at girlfriend
(Thanks to pharmaross, Le Petomane and Ralph)
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February 26, 2019
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I guess he snapped at her
Posted by: JG | February 26, 2019 at 08:32 AM
Those things have no business being in civilian hands. I have a feeling he's no stranger to the criminal justice system either.
Posted by: nursecindy | February 26, 2019 at 08:58 AM
Wait--what kind of cookie? Shoddy reporting.
Posted by: Allen at Division | February 26, 2019 at 09:11 AM
He's clearly got bats in his belfry.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | February 26, 2019 at 09:12 AM
Tossing your cookies is not a good way to impress the ladies.
Posted by: Le Petomane | February 26, 2019 at 09:23 AM
Cookies area gateway treats, you know.
Posted by: Mikey123 | February 26, 2019 at 09:49 AM
I believe it's high time for a 5 day "cooling off" period for all cookie purchases.
Posted by: Ms. Flukey | February 26, 2019 at 10:33 AM
Monster.
Posted by: Stixnstonz | February 26, 2019 at 11:03 AM
Ms Flukey,
They need cookie sniffing pups at all ports of entry.
Posted by: Mikey123 | February 26, 2019 at 11:29 AM
Cookie who ?
Posted by: Clankie | February 26, 2019 at 11:46 AM
Let the chocolate chips fall where they may.
Posted by: MOTW | February 26, 2019 at 12:06 PM
He'll be sleeping in the oven awaiting sentencing.
Posted by: manual tomato | February 26, 2019 at 12:12 PM
To be fair, he yelled "Chips Ahoy!" before tossing his cookie
Posted by: Bill Hudgins | February 26, 2019 at 12:45 PM
Smith allegedly confessed to police that he had thrown the cookie at his girlfriend “without her consent.”
Wow — so it's possible to give your consent to having cookies thrown at you?
Asking for a friend...
Posted by: fractalist | February 26, 2019 at 01:53 PM
I'm sure Steven Segal has used a cookie as a weapon. Surely Jackie Chan has.
Posted by: LeDud | February 26, 2019 at 05:26 PM
Stop calling me Shirley.
Posted by: Jackie Chan | February 26, 2019 at 06:13 PM
Does this mean he's available?
Posted by: ubetcha | February 27, 2019 at 09:14 AM