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February 06, 2019


Runner suffocates mountain lion who attacked him on Colorado trail

(Thanks to Kevin Smith)


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Sounds like he did not escape unharmed. Wow! DNMWT

He thought he was Alley OOP.

"He's the toughest man there is alive
Wearin' clothes from a wildcat's hide
He's a mean motah scoota and a bad go-getter
The cats don't bother him 'cause they know better."

*Passes keys to the bus to Le Pet*

Suffocated Mountain Lion opened for Ozzy.

Arnold? What'cha doing in Colorado?

Send him to Washington.

Sounds like the man prevented future joggers from getting attacked. Big cats (lions in Africa) learn how to hunt from the female lion.
Also sounds like the guy "HULKED OUT" when he got attacked from all that adrenaline.

I wonder if that LADY who CRASHES thru SHEETROCK WALLS...is testing ADRENALINE SHOTS?

I will make no further derogatory remarks about runners.

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