WHICH PUTS THEM AHEAD OF THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT

Bees can solve math problems with addition and subtraction now

(Thanks to EricY)

Comments

[Stixnstonz]

They are also excellent spellers.

[funny man]

But the bees performed significantly better than chance would predict, selecting the correct answer around 65 percent of the time.

Big deal. It's still a D in most public schools. Even Alexa can do better than that.

But--they can still make honey better than anyone!

[Clankie]

Not as astonishing as that gnu math.

[Bart King]

They're also excellent at bee-ometry.

[Le Petomane]

Bees have many talents. They gave us Johnny Bee Goode and a poet who gave us, "If you have a bee in your hand, what do you have in your eye? Beauty, because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

[funny man]

Snork *and a groan* @ LePet.

[nursecindy]

Snork at Stixnstonz and Le Petomane.

[ubetcha]

I gotta give them credit. I don't think I'd pass that test.

[MOTW]

I thought math was only true in fairy tales
Meant for someone else, but not for bees
Math was out to get me
That's the way it seemed
Adding & factoring haunted all my dreams

Then I saw her face - now I'm a beeliever
Not a trace of doubt in my mind
I can add and I'm a beeliever
I couldn't leave her if I tried

[Michael]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlrsqGal64w

The Monty Python bee song. I suppose a half-bee is better at division and fractions...

[MOTW]

Just don't mess with irrational bees.

[K]

But, can they paint fine art like chimps and elephants?

[PirateBoy]

"What's going on in there? What are you eating?"

"Nothing, honey!"

[C. Robbin]

Call me when they can do differential Calculus. Now that would be impressive!