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February 06, 2019

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO FUNDAMENTAL HUMAN RIGHTS?

A FATHER who knocked out the two front teeth of another man with a punch after he claimed the victim laughed at his penis while he was urinating in the pub bathroom will be sentenced next year.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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I'd like to hear Judge Judy's (and/or Bill Handel's) take on this.

Can he sue the pub? They "permitted" the matter to be 'tabled'.

Understandable.

*your Donald Trump joke here*

He was "A FATHER" so it evidently the member was big enough to get the job done. Well, at least part of the job anyway, we can only surmise on the rest.

Our Father
Who peed in Pub House
Minuscule be thy name...


I'm going to hell for sure.

This would be a great opportunity to use tiny penis emoji.

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