WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?
Los Angeles City Council’s president suggests to deploy ‘army of cats’ to deal with rat situation
Coincidentally, we once saw Army of Cats open for Rat Situation.
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Related: Researchers Create ‘Rat Cyborgs’ That People Control With Their Minds
(Thanks to Jay Brandes)
It was all well and good until they had to deploy the army of moose to eat the cats.
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | February 18, 2019 at 10:47 AM
Cats don't eat politicians.
Posted by: Clankie | February 18, 2019 at 10:55 AM
Unless they're also serving a nice Chianti and have some velvet pillows for my comfort, I'm not interested.
Posted by: nursecindy's cat, Ozzie | February 18, 2019 at 11:32 AM
Have you ever tasted rat?
Posted by: Garfield | February 18, 2019 at 12:15 PM
Can we find some cats big enough to exterminate the rats on the LA city council?
Posted by: Loudmouth | February 18, 2019 at 12:29 PM
Just pass a law making it illegal to eat rat, problem solved.
Posted by: ImNotDave | February 18, 2019 at 12:49 PM
Willard sits on a throne in an underground lair smiling upon his army of cyborg rats.
"Bring it on LA he shouts."
Then he sighs and waits for the rat batteries to recharge.
Posted by: Le Petomane | February 18, 2019 at 01:03 PM
I try to picture this. Let me see...
CA politicians displaying yet another example of their never-ending litany of goofy ideas to solve our nation's social problems. Hey, money for nothin' and chicks for free, state motto.
Posted by: manual tomato | February 18, 2019 at 01:18 PM
Next, the dogs to worry the cats, and then the cows with the crumpled horns to toss the dogs...
Seriously, does the LA Council realize it's acting out "The House That Jack Built"?
Posted by: Nick the Name | February 18, 2019 at 01:46 PM
We’re gonna need a bigger litter box.
Posted by: Lakedog | February 18, 2019 at 03:16 PM
What could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: pogo | February 18, 2019 at 07:37 PM
Did "Army of Cats" later change their name to "Pussy Riot"?
Posted by: funny man | February 19, 2019 at 08:25 AM