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February 20, 2019

WE'LL STICK WITH STRIPES, THANKS

Sperm prints were the hot trend at London Fashion Week

(Thanks to Le Petomane, Mac Turl, pharmaross and funny man)

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The explicit penis-covered sweatband brings out the innocence. And the blouse says stainlessness. The Devil hairpin is provocative and overdone.

The Monica Lewinsky inspired blue dress line was more subdued and tasteful.

Looked like tadpoles to me.

Concerned bystander "Do have any idea who did this?"
Detective "Not yet, but we sent off the sperm-prints for analytics."

Lets try that again:
Concerned bystander "Do you ave any idea who did this?"
Detective "Not yet, but we sent off the sperm-prints for analysis."

Sorry, spellchecker appears to be trumped.

It is, whatever your feelings, more tasteful and safer than wearing real sperm. Thank God for small favors.

These fashion shows always seem to focus on women. It's about time we SEE MEN!

I never thought I'd say this but, bring back leopard prints!

Wear it to church, especially when they'll be singing "Come All Ye Faithful."

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