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Mrs. Headington, "He's got a butter knife and a brick."
Mr. Headington, "I can take him."
Posted by: manual tomato | February 16, 2019 at 09:38 AM
I can believe it. Model railroads are for the older gents what Bingo is for the older ladies -- do not mess with either of them. Good for them.
Not to be a downer on the blog, but I suspect we won't be seeing much of Liam Neeson in the movies anymore.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | February 16, 2019 at 10:10 AM
Never cross someone with 8 arms.
Posted by: Clankie | February 16, 2019 at 11:11 AM
I am waiting until my kids are old enough to not break my trains before so bring them out again. My gues is it will be 15 more years when our youngest is 35
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | February 16, 2019 at 12:47 PM
When you think about it, kind of a "Barnes & Nobile-ity" story, right?
Posted by: funny man | February 16, 2019 at 01:45 PM
Um, sorry Dave, but Liam Neeson probably won't be in any movies any more after The Incident. How about Keanu Reeves?
Posted by: Nick the Name | February 16, 2019 at 11:03 PM
An additional 4 months in prison for "owning a butternife."
What to Brits usually spread whatever they put on their crumpets with then?
Posted by: RichZ | February 18, 2019 at 04:41 PM