THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS
Exploding turkey burger is subject of lawsuit filed against Aldi in Allegheny County
(Thanks to pharmaross)
« Previous | Main | Next »
Exploding turkey burger is subject of lawsuit filed against Aldi in Allegheny County
(Thanks to pharmaross)
You can follow this conversation by subscribing to the comment feed for this post.
As a final step before posting your comment, enter the letters and numbers you see in the image below. This prevents automated programs from posting comments.
Having trouble reading this image? View an alternate.
Your Information
(Name is required. Email address will not be displayed with the comment.)
Exploding Turkey Burger opened for Smashing Pumpkins.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | February 21, 2019 at 11:15 AM
I believe exploding turkey bombs are banned under the Geneva Convention.
Posted by: Le Petomane | February 21, 2019 at 11:26 AM
obligatory "As God is my witness .."
Posted by: MOTW | February 21, 2019 at 11:38 AM
5* Snork@ MOTW. We might as well add, "Oh. the humanity!" and fulfill this obligatory thread.
Posted by: Le Petomane | February 21, 2019 at 12:06 PM
Mixing hot oil and ice is not a good idea, even if the instructions are not specific.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | February 21, 2019 at 01:02 PM
To conclude MOTW's comment:
"...I thought turkey burgers could fry!"
Maybe she used a tad too much gunpowder to season....
Posted by: funny man | February 21, 2019 at 01:53 PM
I remember a story from a few years back about British Airways testing the windscreen's ability to deflect a bird hit while in flight. This was on some of their brand new Boeing jet liners.
They took frozen chickens and fired them with an air cannon at the wind screens. Needless to say, the birds destroyed the wind screens and caused lots of damage in the cockpits of their brand new planes.
The befuddled engineers conducting the testing contacted Boeing about this, described what they were doing and why and asked if Boeing had any suggestions for them?
Boeing's response was, "First, thaw the chickens.."
Posted by: C. "Thunder Lizard" Robbin | February 21, 2019 at 02:45 PM
ETB opened for Meatloaf
Posted by: Bill Hudgins | February 22, 2019 at 01:02 PM