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February 06, 2019

THERE IS UNDOUBTEDLY A PERFECTLY INNOCENT EXPLANATION

A teenager who was arrested for molesting a horse last year has been arrested for attempting to break into homes while carrying a stun gun, scissors, and a large sex toy.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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Not in Florida? How strange.

I'm sure there is a perfectly innocent explanation. I can't think of it at the moment, but...anyone? Bueller?

He's moved from animals to people. What's next?

Kids today... Whaddaya gonna do ?

It's sad when the only thing some people are good at is being a pervert.

Never attack someone on Matlock Road.

Ben Matlock is on good terms with most judges.

I'm confused. The horse molester link in the middle of the story WAS a Florida guy. This guy looks like a potential serial killer. No doubt he'll be moving to Florida soon.

Le Pet, you said it.
(Spanky: And How!)

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