'THE SOUND JOHNSON WAS HEARING WAS TONGS CLASHING'

Two people arrested after fight over crab legs

Not Florida, but close: Alabama.

(Thanks to Rod Nunley, Michael Moyer and Not My Usual Alias)

Comments

[Rudolph]

I beginning to think we need a background check for food.

[wanderer2575]

Chinese buffets are a close second to Chuck E Cheeses and bingo halls for brawls, especially where crab legs are concerned. The one near me put up a sign that the crab legs are no longer all-you-can-eat, and I think they almost had to call out the National Guard.

[nursecindy]

That sounds like a Saturday night at our local Golden Corral.

[manual tomato]

I'd fight a guy for one of those little pieces of Chinese cake.

[Le Petomane]

A most interesting experience was in an all you can eat buffet. People were waiting for another platter of crab legs. When the waiter placed a full plate in the buffet a couple of thugs wearing wife-beater shirts and covered with tattoos just picked up the entire platter of crab legs and took it to their table.
Entertainment that would do Chuck E. Cheese proud ensued.

[Krabby Bob]

Crab fights often occur when someone doesn't butter up someone else.

[padraig]

I suspect the Gulf Stream and other currents have been pushing the Florida influence up the coast, mostly in the form of rapidly abandoned leaky bales of white powdery substances.

[Allen at Division]

I wasn't anywhere near the place.