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February 22, 2019


Man Leads SJSO On Low Speed Chase In Canoe

(Thanks to Ralph)


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Was it OJ in the canoe ?

Creek Stewart could have told him not only how to get out of this situation but also how to make a fire with two sticks once he fled into the woods.

Somebody needs a paddling...

I would have gone with "You know about the twelve foot alligator in this pond, right?" and then jumping back after shouting the name of the deity of your choice.

Cindy, and if he had a lighter he could have set the canoe on fire.

If the canoe don't fit, you have to acquit.

He didn't have a Personal Floatation Device in the boat. Add that to the charges.

He's not wearing a shirt. In Michigan. In February.

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