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February 06, 2019

THE JOKES, THEY WRITE THEMSELVES

Lawyer supposedly loaded with bed bugs forces shutdown of Oklahoma courthouse

(Thanks to John Lobert and Ranald Adams)

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fweep! Fweep! FWEEP! FWEEP!!

Always a shrewd legal strategy....

The lawyer will claim they were emotional support bedbugs.

did they check his briefs, too?

But the bedbugs weren't biting him--professional courtesy.

Allen and Bill with the rare "back-to-back" SNORKS!
Well done, gents...

Bedbugs feast on blood.
Just like their host, apparently.

“the pesky insects were believed to be diving off the unidentified attorney”

even the bugs couldn’t get away fast enough

Better Call Orkin.

OMG...a ONE MAN "Itchy and Scratchy Show" with REAL itching and scratching!

Gonna need an OCEAN OF CALAMINE LOTION!

Coincidentally, Claremore is the home town and final resting place of Will Rogers, who once compared a lawyers' convention with an infestation of boll weevils. Just as hard to get rid of and a lot more costly.

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