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February 04, 2019

SUPER BOWL UPDATE

We fell asleep after the 173rd punt in the first half. We were briefly awakened by a partially naked man shrieking in a falsetto voice, apparently in pain because of all the tattoos. Who won? Did anybody?

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You won, Dave.

The commercials were even boring.

Who won?
Supposedly, the team with the most points.

Who lost?
Anyone interested in Football.

Gotta agree with MOTW.

Personally, I won a three hour nap . . .

The Rams insured they would not be beat should their opponents score a safety against their Iron Curtain Defense/Offense. It was well worth the move to L.A. Oh, Tom Brady really wanted this one. I went shopping for distilled water and coffee on sale for 4.99 just before halftime and it was still going on when I got back. I pretty much gave up on watching any further when Franco Harris put rabbit ears behind Terry Bradshaw's bald head While Mean Joe Greene looked on in childish laughter calling it Supoerball MCMIXXLLLL. I saw a headline suggesting some sort of Nip Slip or something not unexpected occurred during halftime. I knew I should have watched. Now all I'll see is a blurred out image of it everywhere I search. Down goes Frazier, down goes Frazier! How about that.

What MOTW said.

For those of us who hate anything from California it was a great game. I only drink Florida orange juice. And the nickname of the MVP, Julian Edelman, is The Squirrel.

My team wasn't playing, so I think we won.

Who lost? CBS. Because it was the worst and boring-est Super Bowl in over a decade. Or so I hear.

Does anybody really know what time it is
Does anybody really care
If so I can't imagine why
We've all got time enough to cry

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