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February 28, 2019

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A half-naked man with a huge knife stuck in his back was caught on camera stumbling around a Russian hospital, zombie-like, in search of a smoke.

(Thanks to Rick Cylka)

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Ladies, he won't be available for long.

"Hey, Bill? This is Larry, in Marketing. Yeah, I found the guy for our new Camel's ad campaign. Trust me..."

I would have asked him: "Excuse me Sir, do you have any Grey Poupon ?"

I once caught a patient in my ER puffing away on a cigarette WHILE HE WAS ON 3 LITERS OF OXYGEN! I ran into the room, grabbed the stogie from his mouth and yelled, "ARE YOU COMPLETELY OUT OF YOUR MIND, Senator?"

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