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February 05, 2019


Woman Battered Beau With Pork Chop

(Thanks to Woozy Barnes, pharmaross and Barry Nester)


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He should put a frozen pork chop on that laceration to keep the swelling down.

Amateur. A frozen turkey leg works much better. Or so I've heard.

Woman battered beau with chop .. doo-dah, doo-dah

She aimed a little high, but still.. DMWT.

But was the pork chop battered? Inquiring minds etc.

Happy "Year of the Pig"!

Jeff: it was Shake and Bake™ .. and we hey-elped!

shuffles back to the geezer bus

Now, if the headline had read "Woman Battered Beau with Beer-Battered Pork Chop," it would have given "Headless Body Found in Topless Bar" a run for its money!

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