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An apparent spat over “a few bags of chips” may have sparked a machete confrontation and threats to cut buttocks, an arrest affidavit states.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Comments

[Jeff Meyerson]

I saw Machete Confrontation open for Metallica.

Heckuva show.

[Allen at Division]

Susy?...

[Le Petomane]

If the deputy had found his Eggo stash, this wouln't have ended well.

[funny man]

It was not entirely clear how a hospital bed could even be on a couch.

Maybe it was... tired? I never let my hospital beds sleep on my bed...because sheets, you know....

[Steve Dzama]

He was obviously missing "a few bags of chips."

That's what 24-hour convenience stores are for.

But hiding them under the pillow? That's just crazy...

[nursecindy]

Forget the Eggos Le Petomane. You'll get my Pop Tart stash when you take it from my cold, buttless body.

[chet]

we just had an unrelated machete attack in louisiana. maybe we can make machete fighting an SEC sport.

[Loudmouth]

Nut Cuts Butt. Need to stick it back on?

[LeDud]

I suppose this is better that an a$$ licking that city manager would have done.

[K]

Maybe the alleged victim egged the perp on, telling him to either fish or cut buttocks.