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February 18, 2019

MAYBE IT'S TIME FOR SCIENTISTS TO JUST SHUT UP

Burnt toast could be more toxic than TRAFFIC FUMES, scientists warn

(Thanks to Slim Chance and Mark Schlesinger, who says "Unplug me before I kill again.")

It's Not Just Toast That Wants To Kill Us: Cooking a Sunday roast can drive indoor air pollution far above the levels found in the most polluted cities on Earth, scientists have said.

(Thanks to Ann)

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I've been eating burnt toast and roast beef all my life and I'm just fi....*KLUNK*.

Keep Austin weird.

To update a Mark Twain quote:

"If you don't read Internet studies you are uniformed, if you do read Internet studies you are misinformed."

When I cook my whole condo building gets evacuated and Haz Mat team arrives.

Don't get me started on microwave popcorn.

That would be Qaz-Mat, eh Qaz?

Scraping, scraping, scraping... Good for the arm muscles.

One feels for the hordes of victims of toasticide,as the grim carts slowly rumble through the streets with the mournful cry of the drivers:
"Bring out your Bread, bring out your Bread."

When will the pandemic end?

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