MAYBE IT'S TIME FOR SCIENTISTS TO JUST SHUT UP
Burnt toast could be more toxic than TRAFFIC FUMES, scientists warn
(Thanks to Slim Chance and Mark Schlesinger, who says "Unplug me before I kill again.")
It's Not Just Toast That Wants To Kill Us: Cooking a Sunday roast can drive indoor air pollution far above the levels found in the most polluted cities on Earth, scientists have said.
(Thanks to Ann)
I've been eating burnt toast and roast beef all my life and I'm just fi....*KLUNK*.
Posted by: nursecindy | February 18, 2019 at 11:36 AM
Keep Austin weird.
Posted by: MOTW | February 18, 2019 at 12:14 PM
To update a Mark Twain quote:
"If you don't read Internet studies you are uniformed, if you do read Internet studies you are misinformed."
Posted by: Le Petomane | February 18, 2019 at 12:35 PM
When I cook my whole condo building gets evacuated and Haz Mat team arrives.
Posted by: Qaz | February 18, 2019 at 12:50 PM
Don't get me started on microwave popcorn.
Posted by: fractalist | February 18, 2019 at 02:30 PM
That would be Qaz-Mat, eh Qaz?
Posted by: MOTW | February 18, 2019 at 03:07 PM
Scraping, scraping, scraping... Good for the arm muscles.
Posted by: Clankie | February 18, 2019 at 05:30 PM
One feels for the hordes of victims of toasticide,as the grim carts slowly rumble through the streets with the mournful cry of the drivers:
"Bring out your Bread, bring out your Bread."
When will the pandemic end?
Posted by: Rintinglen | February 19, 2019 at 01:49 AM