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February 07, 2019

INEVITABLY

A Harlem man named Ray Outlaw was arrested Tuesday in Manhattan in connection to what police sources say is a citywide crime spree totaling over 40 incidents.

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

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"Your honor, with that name, what choice did I have? The police department wouldn't even take my application!"

♪ Devil said it really is my habit to intrude
Furthermore, I know my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued
But I'll repeat myself at the risk of being rude
There must be forty ways to break NYC
and forty more if you listen to me!

You just slip it in your pocket, sock it
Swap a fake ring, Bing
You can do the scam, Sam
Take the money, honey
You can do the theft, Cleft
You don't need to think much
There's so much more I could say
But it' simple--you're an Outlaw, Ray! ♪

5* SNORK@ funny man!

RayAdverb can relate to the "inevitable" part.

It's good to see someone upholding a family tradition.

His only other option was to become a country-western singer.

Imagine being related to him? Even your in-laws are Outlaws.

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