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"Your honor, with that name, what choice did I have? The police department wouldn't even take my application!"
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 07, 2019 at 09:44 AM
♪ Devil said it really is my habit to intrude
Furthermore, I know my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued
But I'll repeat myself at the risk of being rude
There must be forty ways to break NYC
and forty more if you listen to me!
You just slip it in your pocket, sock it
Swap a fake ring, Bing
You can do the scam, Sam
Take the money, honey
You can do the theft, Cleft
You don't need to think much
There's so much more I could say
But it' simple--you're an Outlaw, Ray! ♪
Posted by: funny man | February 07, 2019 at 11:03 AM
5* SNORK@ funny man!
Posted by: Le Petomane | February 07, 2019 at 11:08 AM
RayAdverb can relate to the "inevitable" part.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | February 07, 2019 at 12:21 PM
It's good to see someone upholding a family tradition.
Posted by: Le Petomane | February 07, 2019 at 06:41 PM
His only other option was to become a country-western singer.
Posted by: LeDud | February 08, 2019 at 02:09 PM
Imagine being related to him? Even your in-laws are Outlaws.
Posted by: PirateBoy | February 08, 2019 at 04:25 PM