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February 15, 2019

‘I’M FIXIN’ TO BLOW IT UP’

Bathroom Warning Mistaken For Bomb Threat At Home Depot

(Thanks to Kevin Smith, Anna Williams, The Perts, Al Barkafski, elseabs, pharmaceuticals, Another Ralph, pharmaross and Michael Parry)

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As refined gentlemen, we know that it's S.O.P. to preemptively warn our fellow commode warriors when danger is imminent. Along with the customary follow-up "Courtesy Flush".

I am stepping outside because

a) I can't wait for the air to clear...
b) the line is too long
c) Home Depot is now selling cookery

I am stepping outside because the dude was taking a pack of cigarettes and lighter out of his pocket.

I blame Taco Bell.

You really should take that evacuation call seriously.

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