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February 17, 2019

‘I DRINK FROM SMALL TO BIG’

Chinese coconut milk company forced to change ad claiming drink increases breast size

(Thanks to pharmaross)

 

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Not Photoshopped at all!

/steps on soapbox/
Same people perpetuate rhino horns (made of keratin, the protein found in hair, fingernails, and animal hooves) as something to enhance male performance purely based on shape and size. Endangering and decimating rhino populations.

Coconuts are round and large .. so drinking coconut water will enhance only female breast tissue. Not your knees or anything else.

Hmph. What the heck does kiwi fruit do, turn things small and prickly?
/end soapbox/

"drinking more coconut milk every day can make [your] breasts fuller"

On the other hand, substituting "beer" for "coconut milk" and "stomach" for "breasts" would be truth in advertising for men.

Confucius say; "People who try make mountains out of molehills only get very small mountains."

I think that the guys of the male gender on this blog wanted before and after pics. But I'm a girl and am just guessing.

Why not just be content with the size of your coconuts ?

I was led to believe women who eat at Carl's Jr. develop enormous breasts. Falsie advertising.

However, the penis size ads are selling whole groves of coconut milk.

So the company was busted?

My wife says, "If only"

Wait, does this mean Mounds bars don't deliver on their promise either?

But fermented cucumber extract will do wonders for your man junk, or so I'm told by a friend.

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