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February 21, 2019


Woman offers reward for information on missing tortoise

(Thanks to Le Petomane, who says "He won't get far on foot.")


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MHaven't Mseen Mhim, Mbut MI'll Mkeep Mmy Meyes Mpeeled.

Tortoises can only go about .30 mph so how is it no one can catch him? I have a feeling some squirrels were involved in his escape.

He ran away from home? Well, maybe it was a "slow sprint"...

Maybe he got tired of her urging him to go to Shell (he he) and get some gas....

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