GUYS IN ACTION DOWN UNDER
Perth man superglued butt to counter, uses gherkin juice to free himself
(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w)
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February 24, 2019
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Next time, try a Vegemite sandwich, mate.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 24, 2019 at 02:20 PM
So he ruined a perfectly good bar just to save his butt? Where are his priorities?
Posted by: Snowman | February 24, 2019 at 02:37 PM
If this guy makes a habit of sitting naked on his counter tops I'm pretty sure I wouldn't want to eat there.
On the other hand, I would have killed to have seen something like this come into the E.R.
Posted by: nursecindy | February 24, 2019 at 03:30 PM
What a cheeky monkey.
Posted by: Head_Smashed_In | February 24, 2019 at 04:16 PM
He sure got himself out of a pickle
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | February 24, 2019 at 04:58 PM
I'm guessing he couldn't reach his flamethrower.
Posted by: ImNotDave | February 24, 2019 at 06:40 PM
"The day started out as usual with my partner and I working the day watch. We handled two bank robberies, and a liquor store heist before lunch. Then Frank took a call every cop hates to get. There was a 999-OS on Snake Bend Road. It wasn't a pretty sight when we got there. A naked fat man with his butt glued to a counter never is unless you're a pervert.
"Frank and I made lunch while surveying the situation. I love spicy gherkin and smoked python sandwiches and had the fixings out when the glue-butt man jerked and spilled pickle juice on the bar which freed his butt.
"It was actions like this that earned my captain's bars."
----From the memoirs of Joe Friday
Posted by: Le Petomane | February 24, 2019 at 06:42 PM
Is it just me or does 'gherkin juice' sound nasty?
Posted by: Howard from Broward | February 24, 2019 at 06:56 PM
Henceforth, I shall make certain to carry a jar of pickles whenever I am naked.
SEMPER PARATUS.
This may have an adverse effect on my love life.
Posted by: Rintinglen | February 25, 2019 at 01:54 AM
ROTFLWTIME @ LePet!! You've outdone yourself, my friend.
Posted by: MOTW | February 25, 2019 at 11:26 AM
He was such a gherk-off...
Posted by: fractalist | February 25, 2019 at 01:35 PM