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February 16, 2019


Kentucky man mistakenly gets wife turnips instead of tulips

(Thanks to John Lobert)


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Alan's hearing aid was later found hanging from his 'rear'.

"It's the thought that counts, right, Dear? Now let me back in the house."

"Anyone who thinks an onion is the only vegetable that can make you cry has never had a bucket of turnips thrown in their face."

---Allan Harris

Where Valentine's Day is concerned, " I love you like a barely palatable vegetable " says it all.

Whatsa matter with you Alan? Did you just fall off a turnip truck? The balloon is a nice touch. I also like his "Tree Of Forgiveness" t-shirt.

Did she turnip her nose at him?

He could have played Tiny Tim's "Tiptoe through the Tulips" but it would only likely make things worse. He was the Barry Manilow of an earlier generation, I think.

I think he just fell off the tulip truck, nursecindy.

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