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Kentucky man mistakenly gets wife turnips instead of tulips
(Thanks to John Lobert)
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Kentucky man mistakenly gets wife turnips instead of tulips
(Thanks to John Lobert)
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Alan's hearing aid was later found hanging from his 'rear'.
Posted by: manual tomato | February 16, 2019 at 09:46 AM
"It's the thought that counts, right, Dear? Now let me back in the house."
Posted by: wanderer2575 | February 16, 2019 at 10:12 AM
"Anyone who thinks an onion is the only vegetable that can make you cry has never had a bucket of turnips thrown in their face."
---Allan Harris
Posted by: Le Petomane | February 16, 2019 at 10:27 AM
Where Valentine's Day is concerned, " I love you like a barely palatable vegetable " says it all.
Posted by: Clankie | February 16, 2019 at 11:11 AM
Whatsa matter with you Alan? Did you just fall off a turnip truck? The balloon is a nice touch. I also like his "Tree Of Forgiveness" t-shirt.
Posted by: nursecindy | February 16, 2019 at 12:39 PM
Did she turnip her nose at him?
He could have played Tiny Tim's "Tiptoe through the Tulips" but it would only likely make things worse. He was the Barry Manilow of an earlier generation, I think.
Posted by: funny man | February 16, 2019 at 02:01 PM
I think he just fell off the tulip truck, nursecindy.
Posted by: Head_Smashed_In | February 16, 2019 at 04:48 PM