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February 13, 2019

FINALLY THE WORLD CAN RELAX

The Owner Of The USB Discovered In Seal Poop Has Been Found

(Thanks to Janice Gelb and Roberto)

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Whew! I'm glad! I haven't been breathing right for over a week in suspense.

Just sit right back and I'll tell you a tale
Of a crappy USB on an incredible trip
That started with a stinking pile of seal poop
And lonely scientists with a few cases of port

The scientists are now plumb out of wine
And the USB story is becoming unwound
It's hard to cover up a story about poop
When it's already on the Internet loop

Talk about data scrubbing.

I'm sure he was delighted to have it back.

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