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February 27, 2019

DO NOT TAILGATE

Russian intercontinental ballistic missiles were stuck in a traffic jam

(Thanks to James Flynn) 

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Reminds me of a joke I once heard about Russians. Apparently, Russians really enjoy waiting in line. So much, in fact, that on a 3-hour flight, everyone will get up immediately after take-off and line up to wait to get off the plane.

"What's the hold up, officer?"
"Ah, those bums won their court case, so they're marching today."
"Who?"
"The #%$?! Illinois Nazis"
""I hate Illinois Nazis..."

I've always wanted one of those to clear out said traffic jams.

What a great idea to slow down an army. Just like Mel Brooks did in Blazing Saddles, put up a fake toll gate and make the officers have to go to town and get a load of quarters to proceed.

Le Pet - Do you get any commission for that reference?
("What'll that $&@?! think of next?!"). LOL!

This was probably the best excuse ever for "Why I was late to work today".

Does the Doomesday Clock account for traffic?

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