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February 18, 2019

BOLO

Officials say 37-year-old Christopher Hancock was robbed of his pants, which he claimed contained $10,000, while meeting up with a woman for sex.

The Good News: Hancock told investigators he and his girlfriend have an open relationship, which includes having sex with other people.

(Thanks to Kevin Smith and Woozy Barnes)

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WHERE ARE MY P-A-ANTS?

First I'd like to point out that Randleman, NC is the hometown of Richard Petty and the Richard Petty Museum.
Also, even though I'm a law abiding citizen, if someone met up with me and said they had $10,000 on them, I'd probably be tempted to beat them up and steal their money too.
I wonder if his girlfriend knew they had an open relationship?

"Stupid is as stupid does."

-----Forrest Gump

Why does reading this story immediately remind me of this?

Paging George Costanza!

Open wallet relationship, apparently...

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