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February 16, 2019

‘BELLY BUSTING’ WAS INVOLVED

York man accused of strangling his brother during Valentine’s Day fight over flowers

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

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"Your honor, he belly busted me! And I hadn't smoked a joint in a while."

"What's 'a while'"?

"Um, forty-five minutes?"

Reefer Madness warned us all of exacerbating effects.

Maybe next Valentines Day they could choose to buy a nice bouquet of soothing white peace lilies...
On second thought those dudes would just try to smoke it. Never mind.

To be fair, he did rip the deer antlers off the wall.

It always comes down to this between loved ones:

To express the divine nature of love with deer antlers or flowers strewn about.

It could have been worse. It could have been over some decorative turnips hanging in the house.

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