ANYTHING TO DECLARE?
Passenger caught trying to smuggle leopard cub into India by hiding animal in checked bag
(Thanks to Rod Nunley and pharmaross)
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February 09, 2019
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Yeah, I have to declare that this one isn't funny. A tiny, helpless creature was put through hell, so I say stuff Mr. Smuggler into a burlap sack without food and water and stow him in the cargo hold on a flight from India to the Yukon Territory. And, then tell him to get a job!
Posted by: K | February 09, 2019 at 10:55 AM
Use a striped bag to smuggle zebras
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | February 09, 2019 at 11:56 AM
Spotted bag for leopards. Checked bags are for Scots. Czeched bags are for Slavs.
Posted by: Loudmouth | February 09, 2019 at 02:23 PM
He should've known it would be spotted.
Posted by: KJP | February 09, 2019 at 06:23 PM
I tried that with a cheetah once, but it failed to prosper.
Posted by: PirateBoy | February 09, 2019 at 06:39 PM
Just call it a comfort leopard and no problem.
Posted by: Clankie | February 09, 2019 at 06:43 PM
"It's a stuffed animal. Or will be after I feed it."
Posted by: funny man | February 09, 2019 at 07:09 PM
Didn't the claw slices in the bag give it away?
Posted by: Baskerville Bee | February 09, 2019 at 07:31 PM
Soon to be on Maury's "Cheetahs"?
Posted by: funny man | February 09, 2019 at 09:14 PM
The cub will of course be named Fenchurch. Or, more earnestly, Worthing. Or, barely, Paddington.
Posted by: Nick the Name | February 09, 2019 at 11:49 PM
I'm sorry: amusing comments, but not a funny story.
The mother was likely killed and the cubs stolen. One month old is too young to be separated. I want to stuff that man into a pink zippered bag and check him into cargo hold on a long flight - see how he likes that treatment.
Posted by: MOTW | February 10, 2019 at 08:41 AM