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February 11, 2019

AND THEY HAD FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES

Man Claims Extraterrestrials are to Blame in Highway 18 Rollover Accident

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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They're after our precious bodily fluids.

If that was a catering van, the aliens are here to serve man.

Soon to be released Hollywood blockbuster!

Not only did the aliens cause the crash, they stole the drivers stash of meth. Alien terrorist bastards.

Chances are they were illegal ones. With valid CA Driver's Licenses.

I believe him. There are over 200,000,000,000 stars in our galaxy. Give or take 100,000,000,000.

maybe it was just an octopus.

The extraterrestrials who brewed the beer.

Was ET phoning home while driving?

"Klaatu Barada Nikto" has been re-translated, and as it turns out means "slippery when wet."

Earlier translations had the accent wrong.

"his claims of “alien intervention” during the traffic accident are under investigation by the California Highway Patrol."
RIIIGGGGHHHTTT.

This happened not far from where I live. I think I work with those aliens.

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