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February 28, 2019

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'A MUSICAL EXPERIENCE'

So I was going through some old crap and came across this poster, which was sent to me in 2003 by Richard Brown, who in 1967 was a student at Franklin and Marshall College in Lancaster, PA, where he came into possession of a poster advertising a performance at the F&M Student Union by my college band, The Federal Duck.

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At least we were free.

MIAMI HAS NO NEED FOR SUCH A LAW

Utah House Passes Bill That Would Allow Drivers to Run Red Lights

(Thanks to Fred Rosenberger, who asks "What could possibly go wrong?")

BUT HE ALREADY... OH, YOU MEAN AVOID PUNISHMENT

How Patriots owner Robert Kraft could get off in prostitution case

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

A FLORIDA MERCHANT SEAPERSON LICENSE IS ON THE WAY

'Drunk' Russian ship captain steers giant cargo vessel straight into busy South Korean bridge

(Thanks to Michael Moyer)

HARD PASS

This kit will solve gender inequality in breastfeeding by making men lactate — here's how

(Thanks to John Gregg)

IN THAT CASE, MA'AM, YOU ARE FREE TO CONTINUE FLEEING

Woman flees police in Cape Coral because she 'wanted a cheeseburger'

(Thanks to pharmaross)

WANT TO BE A CERTIFIED WELDER? MOVE TO KENTUCKY!

Woodward said another dog, named Adam Barker, a cat and even a dead person were AWS certified by groups testing the system. That means they could currently work in Kentucky, despite the fact most don’t even have opposable thumbs.

Needless to say they all also have Florida drivers' licenses.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

JUST STOP

MGM and Mattel are partnering up to develop a live-action feature film based on the toy entertainment company’s classic View-Master toy line.

(Thanks to Nancy Gill)

YOUR POINT?

U.S. plush toilet paper use wiping out Canada's forests, flushing away the future: report

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

A FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE IS ON THE WAY

Lake Erie first lake to be granted same rights as a human

(Thanks to Steve Pudlo)

'I BELIEVE YOU WILL SEE WHY WE HAVE HAD COMPLAINTS ABOUT IT'

Honda owners fined by HOA because car left suggestive shape in parking lot

(Thanks to Another Ralph, Rod Nunley, Rick Day, The OssBoss, Le Petomane and Jay Brandes)

PRIORITIES

A half-naked man with a huge knife stuck in his back was caught on camera stumbling around a Russian hospital, zombie-like, in search of a smoke.

(Thanks to Rick Cylka)

NOBEL PRIZE ALERT

The "Pizza Pocket" hoodie, invented by Medford resident Mike Hourani, features a large zipper pocket that contains a food-grade insulated pouch designed to fit a slice of pizza.

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

WHERE THE HELL IS THE UNITED NATIONS?

Japanese Service Creates Wearable Super Realistic Replicas Of Your Pet’s Head

"Service."

(Thanks to Brian Duval)

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