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February 21, 2019

IN THAT CASE, SIR, HAVE A NICE FLIGHT

Police: Man Says He Stole Pepsi Truck To Get To The Airport

(Thanks to Geoff)

SUNSHINE STATE PUBLIC OFFICIAL OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Florida mayor shoots at SWAT team while being arrested for dealing drugs

(Thanks to Charles Cates, James Flynn, Iceman and Alkali Bill)

FIRST GLOBAL CLIMATE CHANGE, AND NOW...

Giant "nightmare bee" that was once thought to be extinct is discovered alive

Even scarier headline: Long Lost Monster Bee With Huge Jaws Rediscovered

(Thanks to Steve K)

GUESS HIS HOME STATE

Man accused of throwing toilet through East St. Louis school board office

(Thanks to pharmaross)

THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS

Exploding turkey burger is subject of lawsuit filed against Aldi in Allegheny County

(Thanks to pharmaross)

THE INTERNET JUST KEEPS ON GIVING

'Fake plane ride challenge' has people staging fake in-flight photos with toilet seats

(Thanks to Greg Snow)

THE NATION REJOICES

Ban on baring of female breasts is likely unconstitutional, 10th Circuit rules

(Thanks to Kevin Smith)

ALWAYS CARRY ONE

Man Uses Coffee Cup to Fight Off Wild Coyote

(Thanks to  Geoff, who says "I've had coffee that bad.")

'DISPATCH, WE ARE IN PURSUIT OF A BLACK SEDAN, LICENSE HAPPY FACE HEART MUSICAL NOTES SUNGLASSES'

Australia to roll out emojis on license plates

(Thanks to pharmaross)

A FLORIDA LICENSE IS ON THE WAY

Girl crashes through dealership window while testing new car

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias)

WE BET THEY DO

Nail salon defends risqué name, claims customers like it

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

WHOA

Florida man records battle between alligator, python

Not all that far from this blog's residence. Not nearly far enough.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

HE ANSWERS TO 'DUSTY'

Woman offers reward for information on missing tortoise

(Thanks to Le Petomane, who says "He won't get far on foot.")

YOUR 'MOOING VIOLATION' JOKE HERE

A woman accused of mooing at a deputy after a traffic crash and likening the investigator to a cow was arrested on DUI and other charges, according to an affidavit.

Guess the state.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

 
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