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February 18, 2019

IT WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

A rattlesnake in Florida ended up in the back of a police car.

(Thanks to Tim! Stern)

STRONG NAME, DUDE

Guard alligator ‘El Chompo’ protected drugs for Pennsylvania dealers, prosecutors say

SO THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE CALLING THEM THESE DAYS

10,000 naked men reach out to grab lucky sticks for 2019

(Thanks to funny man)

COMING SOON

Massive menstrual flow character will be Japan’s newest movie star

(Thanks to Ralph)

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

Los Angeles City Council’s president suggests to deploy ‘army of cats’ to deal with rat situation

Coincidentally, we once saw Army of Cats open for Rat Situation.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Related: Researchers Create ‘Rat Cyborgs’ That People Control With Their Minds

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

MAYBE IT'S TIME FOR SCIENTISTS TO JUST SHUT UP

Burnt toast could be more toxic than TRAFFIC FUMES, scientists warn

(Thanks to Slim Chance and Mark Schlesinger, who says "Unplug me before I kill again.")

It's Not Just Toast That Wants To Kill Us: Cooking a Sunday roast can drive indoor air pollution far above the levels found in the most polluted cities on Earth, scientists have said.

(Thanks to Ann)

COLD

Woman claims ex-boyfriend gave her dress to his mom after they split, and how she's 'wearing it on nights out'

(Thanks to pharmaross)

BOLO

Officials say 37-year-old Christopher Hancock was robbed of his pants, which he claimed contained $10,000, while meeting up with a woman for sex.

The Good News: Hancock told investigators he and his girlfriend have an open relationship, which includes having sex with other people.

(Thanks to Kevin Smith and Woozy Barnes)

BUT IT WAS A CONSENTING SNOWBANK!

Suspects in custody after Porsche mounts snowbank in Mississauga

(Thanks to N.N.)

 
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