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February 14, 2019

CANADIAN WILDLIFE AND WINTER SPORTS REPORT

Sledding teen collides with rat in mid-air

(Thanks to Bob Brogan, who says "Rodent launching capability by we know who.")

NAME THAT STATE!

The woman on Jan. 27 reportedly hurled a remote at a 62-year-old woman, knocking that woman’s dentures out

(Thanks to pharmaross)

BREAKING UPDATE ON THE BIG CANADIAN ASSMAN CONTROVERSY

After SGI denied his latest request for an 'ASSMAN' vanity licence plate, the Melville man had an oversized decal designed to replicate the plate in question.

(Thanks to Jay Brandes, Roberto, Stan Ruth and pharmaross)

HERE'S OUR THOUGHT: NO

Online Store Sells $650 “Thought Box” That You Put Over Your Head to Just Think

It does come with a Thought Stool.

(Thanks to Ralph)

IT'S A DREAM COME TRUE

For $5,000 You Can Hunt Bigfoot With Jose Canseco

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

 
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