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February 13, 2019

TOTALLY UNDERSTANDABLE

Son sets mother’s home ablaze allegedly over Cheez-Its

CATCH OF THE DAY

A man dubbed the "cupid of chaos" was arrested in Ohio and is accused of being married to at least four women in as many states, authorities said Tuesday.

No wonder:

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(Thanks to pharmaross and Andrew Mendez, who says "Sorry ladies, he's not available.")

THIS JUST IN

A pair of holidaymakers got more than they bargained for when they witnessed an Indonesian volcano erupt in the shape of a giant penis.

(Thanks to John Lobert and pharmaross)

TIME FOR CONGRESSIONAL HEARINGS AND, IF NECESSARY, FEDERAL TROOPS

Chuck E. Cheese’s oddly shaped pizza ignites a bizarre conspiracy theory

(Thanks to John Lobert, Al Barkafski and Alkali Bill, who says "We are approaching peak Chuck E. Cheese's.")

YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO JOIN THE PARTY

Just make sure you observe the dress code.

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

OOPS

Fleeing Waterville bank robber slips, spills money, gun in front of special agent, police say

(Thanks to Mr. Ted Habte-Gabr)

THIS BLOG HAS A NEW HERO

Guitarist’s hair catches fire on stage, but he keeps playing

(Thanks to Steve K)

JERSEY!

New Jersey burglary suspect flips off camera in mugshot

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says "It's the way they say hello.")

WE SAW ANCIENT MUCUS TRAIL OPEN FOR THE STONES

Ancient mucus trail led to oldest evidence of mobility on Earth

(Thanks to Ralph)

IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING WHAT HE'S BEEN UP TO

Elvis Presley in court over knife threat in Blackpool laundrette

(Thanks to Roberto)

FINALLY THE WORLD CAN RELAX

The Owner Of The USB Discovered In Seal Poop Has Been Found

(Thanks to Janice Gelb and Roberto)

 
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