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February 06, 2019

IF YOU SAY SO

Naked woman chased man out of hotel and through traffic claiming ‘I’m not crazy’

(Thanks to John Lobert)

WHOA

Runner suffocates mountain lion who attacked him on Colorado trail

(Thanks to Kevin Smith)

THERE IS UNDOUBTEDLY A PERFECTLY INNOCENT EXPLANATION

A teenager who was arrested for molesting a horse last year has been arrested for attempting to break into homes while carrying a stun gun, scissors, and a large sex toy.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

UPDATE ON THE VIRGINIA SITUATION

An email to this blog from Peter Metrinko states:

The Speaker of the House in Virginia has suddenly been thrust into the limelight because of scandals involving the governor, lieutenant governor and attorney general of Virginia. It is speculated he might become the governor because of the succession law.  Anyway, the Speaker's name is Kirk Cox. I discovered that when he was first elected to the Virginia House he defeated John Dicks.

Unfortunately, this blog's strict policy prohibits us from passing this email along to you readers.

Also: "Thrust" heh heh heh.

MORE AND MORE WE FIND OURSELVES LOOKING AT THE CALENDAR, WONDERING IF IT'S APRIL FIRST

'Tiny penis' hand gesture will be one of 270 new emojis due to be released on all phones later this year

(Thanks to Roberto)

APOCALYPSE UPDATE

Former WWE star is selling photos of her poo - and fans are snapping them up

(Thanks to John Lobert)

INCREDIBLY, THE AUTHORITIES SUSPECT THAT DRUGS MAY BE INVOLVED

A driver has just crashed a car 'swerving to avoid octopus'

(Thanks to Rod Nunley and Jay Brandes)

EW

Seriously, ew.

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "Well, I've had my last sandwich.")

THE JOKES, THEY WRITE THEMSELVES

Lawyer supposedly loaded with bed bugs forces shutdown of Oklahoma courthouse

(Thanks to John Lobert and Ranald Adams)

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO FUNDAMENTAL HUMAN RIGHTS?

A FATHER who knocked out the two front teeth of another man with a punch after he claimed the victim laughed at his penis while he was urinating in the pub bathroom will be sentenced next year.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

THE E-MERDE

Audi’s Electric Vehicle Shares Its Name With The French Word For Excrement

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

 
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