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January 07, 2019

WE WANT TO SEE PROOF IN THE FORM OF A RACE

This sharpshooter insect pees faster than a cheetah accelerates

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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If you are being chased by a cheetah, you will 1 AND 2 pretty quickly

Rule of Thumb: Never get in a p!ssing contest with anyone or anything, and especially a sharpshooter insect.

I can imagine the conversation in a bar when meeting someone:

"So what do you do?"

"I study projectile pissing in plant pests."

Why is it called a 'sharpshooter'?

Does it have tiny guns or rifles?

And if so, is the NRA going to capitalize and make it a poster-insect for their shooting classes?

Why isn't it called a 'peeshooter'?

That bug is a real piss-cutter.

More proof that scientists are perverts.

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