THERE IS EXCITEMENT, AND THEN THERE IS...

Salamander Festival 2019

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

Comments

[Michael]

Dave--they had a band perform in 2017, maybe RBR could get a gig there? I'll bet you've never played a Salamander Festival before, could open up the whole state fair circuit to you.

[Le Petomane]

Could you imagine more excitement? Sitting around a campfire singing salamander songs and later telling salamander ghost stories and eating salamander shaped cookies. Wow!

But I must pass on all of the wild times and arrange my sock drawer.

[AmoebaStampede]

All they need to do is open with a stand-up chameleon and it's sure to be a success right from the gecko.

[manual tomato]

I had a girlfriend in high school nicknamed Lizard Skin. Holding hands was like trying to fondle a leather handbag. Yes, I fondled her hand like a carryall.

[C. "Thunder Lizard" Robbin]

I would almost pay money to see the 4:15 Salamander Dancing Demonstration with Heidi. Almost.

[Allen at Division]

We have WAAAAAY too many festivals...

[wanderer2575]

No crowning of Miss Salamander 2019?

[N. N.]

We note that the Rob Angus Band will be playing in front of the Seniors Center from 3 to 5:30. What larks!

[funny man]

This is how the origanal Geico Gekko lost his job: he partied too hard at a Salamander festival and drove off a cliff. Like the original Paul, he was quickly replaced with a taller less green "standin" that became permanent.

--from the fictional tell-all biography "I am Fekko"

[K]

*groan @ Amoeba*

Salamanders! Carnivorous plants! Snacks for $1! I'm with LePet; I'm just not up for such a bacchanal.

[pogo]

Le Pet - Salamander songs? May I submit...

Nothing could be grander,
Than to eat a salamander,
In the mo-o-o-orning.

[AmoebaStampede]

O, K!