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January 28, 2019

'SUSPICION'

‘[The driver was] shocked to find a car being driven with no front tyre.’

The motorist was arrested on suspicion of drink driving.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

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I am shocked, shocked I tell you, that police can't spell tyre!

Their badly torn Cage Trousers confirmed the suspicion.

Lock him up in the gaol.

I hate when that happens.

Is there a problem, officer?

You picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel.

* Combination snork and groan at Ralph *

"Drink driving? Why officer, are you infusing me with flying under the affluence?"

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