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Eek! Clutch Cargo meets Oscar Meyer.
Posted by: MOTW | January 31, 2019 at 09:59 AM
I'm not sure if the announcement is kosher or not. At least no catsup from the fridge was involved
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | January 31, 2019 at 10:52 AM
Imagine if they'd done that (technology) using poo! That would really be "talkin' some sh@"!
Oh, and the Weinermobile is double-parked!
Posted by: funny man | January 31, 2019 at 11:15 AM
Would have been better with some Cher songs, or an octopus.
Posted by: Stixnstonz | January 31, 2019 at 12:04 PM
Right you are NMUA. The correct condiment is always important.
I would go to this school, just so I could see the closure announcements, and then not go to this school.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | January 31, 2019 at 01:35 PM
I may never be able to eat a hot dog again.
Posted by: nursecindy | January 31, 2019 at 01:36 PM
If hot dogs start talking to you, you might qualify to room with the dude who leaves pee-soaked bologna on women's porches.
Posted by: Le Petomane | January 31, 2019 at 07:13 PM
MOTW remembers Clutch Cargo! Even I had forgotten Clutch Cargo.
Posted by: pogo | January 31, 2019 at 07:20 PM