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January 13, 2019


Woman banned from Walmart after riding cart while drinking wine from Pringles can, police say

(Thanks to wanderer2575, Peter Metrinko, John Lobert, DaninDallas, Dave Kearns and pharmaross)


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I know nursecindy has been campaigning for this for years.

I mean the scooter people, not the spammer.

Perhaps she was just killing time until Chuck E. Cheese opened.

From @@TheDweck on Twitter: "Why did Walmart arrest their own mascot?"

One way to get an employee to show up and help you.

When riding a unicycle while juggling and reciting the alphabet backward isn't impressive enough.

What do you mean “spammer.” I thought he made a good a good point - wine and Pringle’s are important for good mental health.

Or perhaps I misunderstood.

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That's the whole purpose of this blog, right?

The lady in the cart made a huge mistake in etiquette. In Walmart customers always drink wine from a red Solo cup, never a --gasp--Pringles can!

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"Drinkin' wine spo-dee-o-dee, drinkin' wine,

wine spo-dee-o-dee, drinkin' wine,

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I lurned 3 things from this article:

1. I never knew Pringles made canned wine;
2. You don't need a license for a riding cart;
3. Riding around the parking lot from 6:30 am till 9 am can get you banned at Walmart.

I hope she was playing "No Particular Place To Go" (by Chuck Barry) over and over on her cell phone, as it fits.

I have no problem with someone riding a scooter if they need it. I have a big problem with people riding scooters in Walmart because they're lazy especially when they have a yapping Chihuahua in the basket of the scooter. This happens a lot in my local Walmart. I don't go to Walmart anymore.

nursecindy, I'll bet if you showed up in spike heels and with a whip, it'd shut that yappy little dog right up.

Cue the theme music.

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